Fantasia
Tasia, Tasia, Tasia...... What's really going on? Seriously, I'm totally confused. I don't even know what to say! I mean what is it? How is it? Where did it come from? This was a FULL ON neck to toe disaster. The neckline reminds of a prom dress circa 1997 purchased at Dillard's, the sequins are very Mardi Gras Masquerade (ZULU BALL), the 1940's flapper tassels at the bottom served no purpose AT ALL! It's like they were put there to make the dress extra ugly... just for you! Did you go out of your way to find one ugliest dresses in town? Who are you trying to get back at by lookin like such a mess? (Fasntasia writing: Dear Diary, the Grammy's are coming up and I'm on a continued mission to look my worse. I'm gonna get a real sparkly ugly dress with some funky lookin shoes so they can see the ugliness a mile away! Yeah I'll fix them, they'll neva say Fantasia look good, they gonna have to just appreciate me for my singing abilities! That'll get em!) But I digress, Tasia girl, the only reason your just a "Bad" candidate is because they were some who had even more devious ugly plans than you... If it all possible.
Bai Ling
Are you for real for real, or for play play?Now this pepto-paper mache monstronsity is bad, bad, bad. Bai Ling took the tube dress and gave us nausea all over the red carpet! But here's a little irony for ya, the colors and pattern looks like vomit but she came prepared with the pepto-bismol, a whole BOW-FUL!!
Cyndi Lauper
Your not a girl anymore and we're not having fun!Cyndi Lauper's eccentric style and crazy hair is SOOO cool to to me. Yeah... WHEN I WAS SIX!!!! Ms. Lauper give it a rest. And I say Ms. Lauper because your probably old enough to be my mom. Go sit down with that played out tuxedo-ish dress that I've seen a thousand times and the pompadour bouffant thing you going on in that head. It's TOO much! (what are those, dreadlocks on the side?!) The hair, the dress, the stockings, the shoes, I'm tired and you are too. By the way, aren't you in L.A.? Where's your tan? You look pale as a ghost! It further carries out the role of the THE UNDERTAKER'S WIFE, you are going for!
T-Pain
T-Pain In My Heart
It's no surprise that T-Pain looked a mess, but I must say his grammy look was a "demure" mess! The earthtone colors he chose for his ringmaster look, were more Poo-Stained and probably rather warm for the sunny California climate. That's when you know you paid, you can wear suede poop as an "outfit"and kinda get away with it!
AND NOW THE MOMENT YOU ALL HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR,
AND THE WINNER FOR GRAMMY NIGHT JUST PLAIN UGLY IS(drumroll please)........
TA -FREAKIN-DAH!!!!
I THOUGHT I SAW A PUTTY TAT! I DID! I DID!
Roll out the red carpet for this! This tweety bird inspired ensemble by Paula Abdul just doesn't sit well with me at all. She's taken the adorable animated canary (with a lisp) we once loved and channeled him into some type of Mad Max/Robo-Bird at a Grecian Carnival! The metallic armor and gun holster belt just takes this, usually soft and sensuous fabric, chiffon, to a futuristic level that's pretty damn hard on the eyes. Paula's android look is TOO big, TOO bright, and outright TOO scary! I mean come on, she looks like she has a bionic shoulder and the clutch in her "original" right hand doubles as the control unit for it! And don't get me started on the hair! Is that one of those hair pieces with the combs attached inside that you find at your local beauty supply store? You know the ones your grandmother gets when she wants an "up do". All you have to do is find the color that matches your hair best, latch it on , and BAM an instant updo! They come in barrel curls, dounts, and that one Paula has on. Then she had the nerve to put some kind of barret on side to try and make it "classy"! The nerve of her! Straight Up Paula, Im tellin ya Im not gonna love this look forever or any time! People this is what happens when friends let friends dress drunk! SMDH
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